For God’s sake, DO NOT CONFUSE IT WITH LIGHTER-WEIGHT RUG!? What the hell were you thinking? Do you know what would happen if you confused it with the lighter-weight rugs? Do you? Well do you little missy?

I like the names of the colors on the bottom: Thrush Brown, Chapel Green, . . . oh, hell, Black and White, that’s what it is, and Thrush Brown Tweed.

(By Thrush, of course, they mean "Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.")