The color of the Polka Dot Clown bed set, you’ll notice, is “Gaiety.”

“Favorite of all children - a smiling clown encircled by billowing balloons of color.” Uh huh. The lamp is “gaily accessorized with the addition of an ‘instant Stick-on’ clown head.”

Nothing makes children look forward to bed more than an instant stick-on clown head.