And Milady shall sleep in a sherbet chalet! I suppose this works if you’re seducing highway construction workers, but man, that’s a lot of orange.

Interesting guest room: just a headboard, a candelabra, and that special knee-skinning carpet they perfected in the post-war era. Do people get rugburns anymore? It was an occupational hazard of childhood, then.

Unguentine couldn’t cure, but it helped.

Note: furnishings should not require Unguentine.