You were either a #4 person or a #11 person.

And if you were a #11 person, you smiled at the choices of #12, but really, it wasn't right for that room, and those colors? To be honest the shape just wasn't as modern or clever as #11; it looked like some Babylonian bowling pin.

But #11 people and #12 people were united in their opinion of #6 people. Honestly, why don't you go back to Grandmother's house and take her lamps, it would be the same thing.

If #6 people wanted to be #11 people, they'd start with #5. To ease them into things.

Everyone hated #7 people: skinny bitch. But no one could hate #10; gawky, yes, but we all remember the awkward years of blossoming.