"I want the gun set that also encourages me to develop cooking skills!"

So they dropped you behind enemy lines with 8 bullets and no actual food? I guess you were expected to improvise. Maybe if you got hungry you could kill a chicken with the grenade.

I'm sorry, not "kill," "knock out," as the text says. And those are practice hand grenades.

"Simulated wood-grain stock" means, of course, plastic. Also: not recommended that you try to snipe tanks.

Not sold in NYC for obvious reasons.

I guess you can get this one in NYC, because no one would be fooled if you tried to hold up a corner store with a 50-cal machine gun. Or an obviously plastic machete.