Click! It's a GUN!

Now you're agent Zero M, who spends his time in the capitals of Europe pretending to be a beloved comic actor of considerable girth, but is really a deadly secret agent.

Boy, wait until your enemy learns he's not going to be stabbed with that pocket knife, but shot! Because you have a KNIFE that is a GUN! At least, he begs, let me hear some music from that radio before I die.

Heh heh but of course. Click