Greedy maniacs! Can't you wait until I set them down, for Cripes’s Sake? I spent all day arranging the potato chips just so.

Snacks are better in cellophane, as opposed to porous paper bags. Would anyone dispute this? Did anyone? Why was it necessary to prop up Cellophane with a massive campaign when it was a manifestly superior alternative?

I know, stupid question. People needed to be told of its benefits. A lot of them would distrust this fancy new "window paper."