Oh, so the little kid must share some of the blame for pulling down a pot of hot soup?

I understand that this is an important safety tip, but I’m still at a loss to figure out how it helps Hitler. Perhaps they anticipated a war that stretched for decades – we’d need Sonny in 15 years. A hideously scarred army that spent its life being shunned by women and scorned by peers would be a rather effective fighting force, when you think about it. Mothers of America – pot handles OUT for VICTORY! If not against the Nazis, then the Reds. You know it’s coming. We all know.