How do you know how I like things served? You've no idea. Don't make assumptions like that or you might be quite surprised to find out that I like to be served in a different, and quite unusual way. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DO NOT PRESUME.

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Ahem. Sorry about my friend, he's excitable. I presume - er, I think this was a cafeteria chain, but I can't be sure. Could've been a restaurant chain.