A big bet! That’s right, movie theater owner - you took a flier on Mike, and it paid off. Why? Because MIKE IS A RIOT, and has more laughs than the hearty guffaws you made when you looked out the window and saw your competition shuttered, with an enormous spiderweb over its box office. Good call! Now he's out of business! Haw. Oh, you'll clap him on the back when the boys meet down at the cafe for the Lions Club meeting, but that's business, boys. Devil take the hindmost, you know.

But what’s the damned thing about?