See what I mean about the lies?

I like the Perry-Mason color scheme and lower-floor streamlining – there’s a hotel that can go 100 MPH without problems – but this is a total falsehood. The sign? The new roof? Half the back chopped off? The sky replaced with the Hollywood Bowl? To think they actually gave these away and put them in the rooms. People must have gone down to the front desk and slapped the card down and asked if they could get a room in this Dyckman, because it looks like the windows might actually open and the toilet doesn’t sing all night. That Dyckman. Is it around here someplace?