The owner was justly proud, and took up half the back of the card with a description of the amenities. "For your pleasure we have - Heated Swimming Pool - Direct Dial Colored Phones in rooms - Complimentary TV - Radios - and background music in rooms. Free ice and scenic tours arranged." And that's just the half of it.
"Have Pool - Will Cool" - how come I've never seen that anywhere else? It's a natural slogan, and brings in the Palladin trade, too.