An old motel. An ollllld motel. The Parker House was in Myrtle Beach, run by the Parkers (Mr. & Mrs. H. H., to be exact) and had – are you ready? “Motel rooms.” At a motel? What a wonderful world, with such marvels in it.
Five star review! Why? Because they didn't ID at the pool bar and the cops came later and arrested that dude right there in front of everyone. Hilarious.