Enough names, perhaps? "Tourotel" sounds like some sort of disease where you shout out things like HOLIDAY GODDAMN INN HOWARD SONOFABITCH JOHNSON, and Trails End needs an apostrophe, and no one cares if the Beckers are running it, and "Family" just alienates the Niagara Falls wedding trade.

But it's pink, so there's that.

Never seen this before: a motel becomes a strip mall, without changing the bones.