Someone worked very hard on this and was very proud of the result.

The little pot on the wall added a gay touch; the pillow on the bed – either that, or the world’s largest complimentary chocolate – was placed just so. In the middle of the room is a small carriage loaded with plastic flowers, carefully placed so it can be kicked over and stepped upon. The blue chair has been arranged so can watch TV through the magic of peripheral vision; atop the set, what appears to be the Messiah of the Aloe Vera, spreading his arms to bless all guests.

Yes, you’d head outside as soon as possible, too.