Too bad they didn't sell hunting clothing; could have been the Camo Sutro Motel.

Yelp:

don't come to this motel. it is real dirty. we had to clean our own room and it took 3 hours. people have been knocking on our door looking for drugs. it has bugs.  and the carpet smells like urine. this is the worst motel i have ever stayed at in my entire life!

Old slogan: Probably the Best