When in Ypsilanti, stay at the Mayflower! When not in Ypsilanti, say the name of the town anyway;  it’s amusing. Looks like they spelled it backwards.

The Mayflower was a whopping eight miles south of Ann Arbor, but presumably close to Yp. “Beautiful spacious landscaped grounds.” Well, if you call “lined with arbitrarily sized stones and punctuated in the center by an undersized flowerbed” both “beautiful” and “landscaped,” this is your motel.