"Metropolitan Detroit's Fine Motel." I like the fact that they dind't say Finest. It shows a certain modesty that impresses the guest - "why, they said it was fine, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is, indeed, the finest."

The diving board, as usual, is taken up by someone who wants to preen in the sun, and to hell with anyone who wants to bounce up and down on it and knife through the water with sleek grace.

Gone now.