"Quick! I'll saw off the top of the Holiday Inn sign while you back up the truck!"

The Town House billed itself as "one of Northern Michigan's better motels," which really doesn't narrow it down as much as you might think.

"Incidentally, I have no recollection of my stay there, other than that I did. The place hooked me because it looked cleaner and classier than all the other whore stables along the street. It is still clean and well cared-for. Thanks for the reminder."

Happy to oblige. University avenue, did you say? And there it is.