The good thing about Holiday Inn cards? They’re more likely to show something still standing. It might be a crack-and/or-whorehouse, but it’s standing.

“Hey, make sure you get the lantern in the shot, okay? Its old-time appearance is at odds with the stripped down commercial modernism of the structure, but it’ll show we’re classy."

I wonder why I didn't adjust this satellite view image to show where they guy was sitting. Maybe he's still there, and the image looked cursed.