SANDMAN MOTEL, St. Petersburg, FL

“Centrally located among the finest of restaurants,” says the back of the card. That may have been true once upon a time; now the Google Brain peers down at its St. Petersburg address, and says that the local eateries consist of KFC, Subway, Arby’s, Donut Connection, Wendy’s, Blimpies, McDonald’s and the “Hao Wah Chinese Restaurant.”

Then again, the corner of the card not seen in this cropped version - shows one of the Finest Restaurants of the area. A Taco Bell. And it's still there, too!