Located in “The Heart of Missileland!” Don't ask what happens if you run out on your bill. Let's just say you don't want to look in the rear-view mirror.

Other attributes - less impressive - include the modern trio of "TV - Telephones - and F.M. Music.” Piped out of a monophonic speaker embedded in the wall, one suspects.

It's the Aladdin now. It used to look a lot worse.