The Mid-Lakes card has copy obviously composed by the owner, who you can imagine chewing on his pencil as he decides how to phrase his pride & joy’s desirable attributes.

“Central Heat and Air-Conditioning Optional. “Fishing – Boating – Golfing. Most modern.”

The rest are archaic, I guess.

“Designed and Decorated for Pleasure and Comfort. For the Rest of Your Life.”

That’s always a rather creepy slogan, since it suggests you’ll die over night.

Rather modern looking place, but it looks like it’s all roof and poles. It was located in Leesburg, if you're curious.