The back says “135 miles north of San Francisco.” The least helpful direction we’ve ever seen. If you’re interested in being near SF, this isn’t any help.

There’s an almost identical motel across the street, and I though it was the Reed’s until I checked the roofline. A google review says “This place appears to be out of business or should be condemned. It is in complete shambles. Nobody in their right mind would set foot on the premises once they saw the place. Their website is still taking reservations, however I believe this is a scam to cheat people out of their money.”

That was 2013.