INN of LENOIR, Lenoir City TN
   
   

"ON I-75 HALFWAY BETWEEN DETROIT AND DISNEY WORLD."

I cannot think of a less helpful address. I mean, good for planning trips, but man.

"Tennessee Country Ham and Biscuits! Not saying we have any, but don't they sound good?"

The green shag, the small swag, the blue bedcover - classic. Bad, but classic.