A rare example: a single-story row-style motel that’s absolutely intact.

“Special honeymoon accomodations," it says. Oh she'll just be thrilled.

Current reviews: “best place ever,” and “they went through our bags when we weren’t around.”

Actual review: "THIS PLSCE IS VERY RUDR AND DIRTY. CKAIMS TO HAVE WIFI N DOESNT. MANAGER LOKJS VERY CRELY N WIFE NO BETTER. THEY THINK WE NEED YHEM BUT WE DONT"

I need to write a story with a character named Lokjs V. Crely.