It's not the prettiest thing, and the font is straight off a 1980s album cover, but at least it's . . .

. . . I don't know. It's a symbol of a country that's finally beginning to escape from the Soviet bootheel, so there's that. There would also be hyperinflation, unfortunately. This note - the Coupon, there's a currency unit to inspire investor confidence - began as 60 to a dollar, and ended up about two million to the dollar.