Every morning she would rise, head out to the stream, say hello to the woodland creatures - hello chirping birds! Hello happy badger! Hello rutting elk! Hello hedgehog, hello hedgefund manager! - and take her place, waiting for a canoe. Then one day it came! Oh, after all these years, people! She must fufill her destiny and guide them to the shore with the best campsite, as she had been instructed by the ancients to do. Don't look excited, don't look excited. Be noble. Be eternal.

Over here, mortals. Over here. You will find a firepit already dug.

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With a name like "Basic Resources" and an HQ in Bahama you suspect they were a little cagy about what, exactly, they did. Research suggests they were involved in oil exploration in Guatemala, at least.