Dude, it's just soap. Relax. Unless you got a bar studded with tiny shards of glass. Dermal abrasion. for that deep-down clean!

Dial had AT-7? According to wikipedia, "the AT-7 Saxhorn is the NATO reporting name for the 9K115 Metis ("mongrel") man-portable SACLOS wire-guided anti-tank missile system of the Soviet Union."

It wipes out bacteria, too. Aren't you glad we have a man-portable wire-guided anti-tank missile system? Don't you wish no one else did?