He didn’t care much for you in the specific. In the abstract, of course, people were fine, if properly directed. Elected on a Peace Platform; proposed “peace without victory.” That always works out well, doesn’t it? You get unrestricted submarine warfare, is what you get.

On another matter, McConnon’s soaps can be used on the face without danger of injury, which you’d think would be a given.

TRY THEM, said the finely calibrated ad slogan.