“If rusty nail, dip needle in pure carbolic acid and thrust into wound.” Everyone just crossed their legs and puckered a little.
Note that a “SoreMouth - Canker” - is because you haven’t hastened your bowels. That’s their answer for everything.
Important events: “President read out of the Party 1841.” That’s rather important. Wikipedia: “Historians generally hold his presidency in low esteem; 21st-century Americans considered him an obscure president, with little presence in the American cultural memory.” As if that’s the standard.
Didn’t do much, I’ll grant. Again, Wikipedia:
A firm believer in American exceptionalism and manifest destiny, President Tyler sought to strengthen and preserve the Union through territorial expansion, most famously the annexation of the independent Republic of Texas in his last days in office.
Little things like that ought to count.