Now we take a break from things that don't cure anything to the diseases they don't cure.
"BLEEDING FROM ARTERY. Bright red blood spurts out. Call a doctor."
Pity the person who had that happening to the farm hand and ran to the McConnon book to see what to do.
Then again, this could be helpful:
"BLEEDING FROM VEIN. Dark red blood flowing steadily."
Hank, are you spurtin'?
"No ma'am. Flowin' steady."
All right then, it's your vein.
"Good to know, ma'am."