Now we take a break from things that don't cure anything to the diseases they don't cure.

"BLEEDING FROM ARTERY. Bright red blood spurts out. Call a doctor."

Pity the person who had that happening to the farm hand and ran to the McConnon book to see what to do.

Then again, this could be helpful:

"BLEEDING FROM VEIN. Dark red blood flowing steadily."

Hank, are you spurtin'?

"No ma'am. Flowin' steady."

All right then, it's your vein.

"Good to know, ma'am."