Thanks to engineers, and the products they make, and the roads they build and the cars - don't forget the cars - we have a level of convenience and bounty unexcelled in human history!

Everybody's supposed to laugh now, right? Ha ha because sprawl and malls and cars = boo hiss, right?

All this stuff was forced on people who were brainwashed by ads, right?

I mean, no one chose suburbs and cars of thier own free will, right?