This short describes the benefits of drinking Coke on the job, but it doesn't tell you about one key drawback: your graphic arts department will be so jitttered up they can't center the text.

Really, I don't know why "on the job" is off to the left. Granted, putting it dead center might obscure the bottle, but it's not as if the nextfew minutes will lack for Coke Bottles. Barely a frame goes by without someone drinkng Coke.

If you are offended by the existence of Coke and feel compelled to start sniping about "sugar water" and obesity and other cliches, you will find other outlets on the internet to profess your superiority, so don't look for a comments section here.