Again with the presumptuous slogan. Look, I don’t like it. And I don’t care if it’s sold everywhere; you can say the same thing about rubbing alcohol. As for whether or not I know about Seven-Up floats, well, I’m the guy what blew the whistle on yer whole “Cooking With Seven-Up” booklet a few years ago, pally.

I will admit, grudgingly, that there’s something both timeless and perfect about their logo’s color combination.