Before there was the Internet, guys had to find their pr0n wherever they could. Like matchbooks! There’s nothing salacious inside the cover – just a coupon.

In those days, people weren’t satisfied with the amount of oil their hair produced. They wanted extra oil, preferably in cream form. Mennon’s creamy hair oil contained lanolin, just like the stuff your own scalp exudes, without the smell.

Of course it keeps your hair in place. So would a handful of roofing tar.