I don't know where to begin. Perhaps I shouldn't; I'm writing a novel about R&J's, and it might be best not to say anyting about what this place was to Dinkytown civilization.

You could get an dea of the place's character by something not visible here. The front had a strip of black printed on the bottom, right where you'd expect the striker. The real striker was on the back.

You could tell a rube if he tried to use the front.