What do you think about this commonplace astronomical event, you old twin coots?

I think the fellow on the right is picking his teeth with the barrel of his rifle. As for the lady in the diaphanous outfit, she’s carrying a bag of XXX? That’s the standard designation for moonshine, so she’s carrying a bag of corn likker?

612 N. Howard Street is a vacant lot now. Hillbilly entertainment can no longer be bought.