Finally, the Golden Door, a motel poised on the lip of the rim of the brink of the the foyer of the entrance of your Ozark Vactionland Paradise Getaway - beyond this portal stretched the riches of Asphalt Road, the Indian Cave, Uncle Tom’s, the home of the Giant Crappie, and all the other treats that made 1972 such a stylin’ year.

Just in case you don’t get the door metaphor, they’ve provided a literal one.

It's closed, but its website lives on.