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So, do you like your job? It must feel great to know you left something on people’s doorsteps they’ll use all week long.
Uh – yeah.
I love the part about how the kids run up and ask for samples!
Well, that doesn’t happen so much anymore. My route got changed. It’s mostly in the country now.
Oh gosh, I love the country. The smells! It’s so fresh!
Yeah, it’s fresh, that’s one word for it.