As long as we're talking about Joan, did you know she married Dave Letterman, who had travelled back from the year 2017 to get some new comic material? It's true! Or not. This was the ninth or eleventh husband of Joan Crawford; I can't recall which. He was head of Pepsi, and looked like a Letterman version of Josef Tito. Note the ironic hand placement of Miss Crawford; that's the sort of thing photogs love to capture.