The old man's still got some life in his bones! But soon his son will best him in all the vital ways, a fact suggested by the succulent roast in the icebox. But for now, like the roast, father's slow fade is a thing this happy moment should not disturb.

We believe they are consuming a lithiated beverage called "Sevened Up" - the literature abounds with mentions of the liquids, but few testimonials that suggest anyone really liked it very much.