Perhaps an early attempt at the Undead Lard Can Man. Radiant Roast, like the ULCM, has no head, but has hands and feet - but unlike the capable ULCM, who can juggle and play musical instruments, Radiant Roast has no sensory apparatuses, and staggers blindly like some horrid Frankenstein.
What exactly are these people celebrating? Obviously, RR was a popular coffee brand that went away for an unexplained hiatus, but this is what happens when you give a can arms and legs. It leaves you. The people are happy it has found its way home, but what will be the end result of this joyous reunion? They will slice open its head and spoon out its guts and pour boiling water on them and drink the juice. Does RR know this? Can it know it?