The Shroud of Hartwig.
A relic from my only trip to the Gobbler. This image does not fit the Gob we've seen. It's too, too, whatever-it-is-that-makes-it-unGobblery. It is insufficiently swank. Nevertheless, here it is, complete with stain.
Now that you've met the Gobbler's mascot . . .
Prepare yourself.