Each room also has exterior doors that lead to Greater Wisconsin - and, thanks to new dual-use technology, lead right back inside again! Of course, you'll want to linger outside and take in the splendor of the Gobbler. While you're out there, say hello to Sargon and his wife on the poles.

Come to think of it, we'd like a room that looks into the courtyard, so let's go back, change our room, and . . .