Nothing quite says “Plaid-jammed alcove” like a plaid-jammed alcove, and this stunning plaid-jammed alcove goes a long way towards proving that time-honored adage. Note how this ancient, abandoned church has been brought up-to-date by wrapping the altar in a buckled tarp. Your guests will fall to their knees - in admiration!

You know, it would be impossible to sit on this sofa without looking as if you disapproved of something. You couldn't cross your legs, or lean back; you'd have to sit straight on the edge with your hands on your knees.