Only late 60s supermodel shins could fit ‘twixt that sofa and table. Only late 60s eyes could withstand the grooviness of the chair upholstery. Less is moire!

Little known fact: if you sat on that chair wearing plaid checked slacks, your buttocks would explode. On contact.

In the left-hand corner: It’s Ma Wolf after a court ordered Romulus and Remus back to their human parents.