|Stars and stripes forever. Really: you couldnt spend more than ten minutes in this room without permanent eye damage, and when you left the room youd see reverse-colored stars and bars in the sky.
The text describes this as crowd-pleasing - if your crowd consisted entirely of hip war-protestors who regarded the appropriation of patriotic imagery to be, like, so transgressive. Theres not a Republican in the country whod choose this design. In fact, Republicans would regard anyone who desecrated the flag in this fashion to be a godless Meathead, and theyd have a point.
For extra fun, shave your dog and paint him like a zebra.