Stars and stripes forever. Really: you couldn’t spend more than ten minutes in this room without permanent eye damage, and when you left the room you’d see reverse-colored stars and bars in the sky.

The text describes this as “crowd-pleasing” - if your crowd consisted entirely of hip war-protestors who regarded the appropriation of patriotic imagery to be, like, so transgressive. There’s not a Republican in the country who’d choose this design. In fact, Republicans would regard anyone who desecrated the flag in this fashion to be a godless Meathead, and they’d have a point.

For extra fun, shave your dog and paint him like a zebra.