It’s the Cigar-Parker of the Gods! Legend says when the Old Ones would come down from the mountain, they would sit around and smoke gigantic tubes of aromatic herbs. The people, wishing to make the Old Ones happy, crafted these elegants stands for the use of the mountain giants.

The usual complement of crap art, spot lit so you can’t miss it. This actually wouldn’t be a bad room if you got rid of the useless tables, - just picture the host’s face the first time someone puts their feet up on these - and the hideous floor tile, which resembles some orderly skin disease.

When buying art, make sure it's dated for freshness!