This is what happens when your interior designer buys artworks from their lover. You come up with explanations like this:

“Modern furniture with floor-hugging low lines demands attention to scale in accessorizing vertically. The artwork relates the sofa to the total wall.”

And it makes the poor person on the sofa wonder when the art is going to fall off and relate his head to the total floor.

Designer tip #493: a clear plastic table makes a wonderful podium for your collection of unlabelled perfume bottles!